Resignation Red - Official CJP "Voice of the Unemployed & Lazy" Oversized Tee

THE UNIFORM OF THE CHRONICALLY ONLINE.

The official apparel drop of the Cockroach Janta Party. Built for the lazy, engineered for the unemployed, and designed to withstand an 11+ hour daily screen-time session without breaking a sweat.

Featuring the iconic CJP corporate-defying shield graphic heavy-printed on both the front chest and full back. This isn't just a t-shirt; it’s an anti-establishment political movement you can wear to bed.

WHY IT’S BETTER THAN A C-SUITE JOB:

·       The Fit: Ultra-slouchy, massive drop-shoulder oversized fit. Size down if you want to look conventional; stay true to size if you plan to fully dissolve into your gaming chair.

·       The Armor: 240 GSM premium heavy-weight combed cotton. Thick enough to block out society's expectations and unsolicited career advice.

·       The Print: High-density puff/screen print that won't crack, fade, or compromise, unlike your local political representatives.

·       The Vibe: 100% Infestation-approved. 0% Corporate BS.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

Wash inside out with cold water. Do not iron directly on the cockroach, he is sensitive to corporate heat. Air dry while contemplating your next viral internet rant.